I’m guessing this appeals to someone who is a totally brand loyal Volkswagen buyer, has never owned anything other than a Volkswagen, will not buy anything other than a Volkswagen, and who wants a midsize sedan, but wants it to also be a bit nicer than the Passat.

It hasn’t caught on here mainly because Americans don’t want to have to deal with extra equipment (pitcher and scissors), and because it tends to have a shorter shelf life after opening. Its been marketed in a few states over the years, just hasn't taken off. 

Yeah, it's from Iran Khodro, sort of a replacement for their old Hillman-based Paykan coupe utility that stopped production in 2015.

So it does, only the V6 version is rated at 3500. Still, its the vehicle other than the drivetrain, and this guy doesn’t strike me as someone who cares much about voiding manufacture warranties.

Wow, imagine how amazing steak must taste if you’ve never had it before, or not in a very long time.

Not with the full towing package, you can get them rated up to 3500lbs. 

No, but it can tow up to 3500lbs, and that boat and trailer appear to be well below that. 

This is the correct take, though I do know boat owners who like to chuckle about the BOAT acronym. 

Which explains many things about the United States, just saying. 

Could be a shooting brake.

Well, somebody still makes one.

I’m guessing these were mainly intended as airport shuttles, particularly in areas where they needed more ground clearance than the Checker Aerobus could provide. 

Well, the PT Cruiser was a light truck, so comparing it to cars is a little unfair. 

You are superior human specimens and should be grateful of that? 

Consider yourself lucky. I've got IBS, and the coffee sensitivity, and my office bathroom is all the way down the hall.

During their bankruptcy, GM briefly considered relocating the headquarters to their Technical Center in Warren and either selling or leasing out the Renaissance Center.

Ah, embarrassing boat ramp accidents, one of the sure fire signs that summer has truly arrived, along with dead bugs on the windshield and UPS employees in shorts.

Well, based on the weather, BC is almost the Florida of Canada, as opposed to the real Florida, which is also the Florida of Canada. 

No, just not people doing gigantic orders involving multiple bags and a cardboard carrier of beverages.

GM spent $500 million on renovations through 2005, the hotel tower finished a $30 million renovation in 2015, and GM spent an undisclosed amount refurbishing the public spaces and redesigning the main Jefferson Avenue facade between 2016-2018.