So the guy who was always viewed as a cowardly clown ends his career by going out as a cowardly clown.

That’s cute and all but you probably shouldn’t talk shit about the guy who beat you the only time you fought him and who isn’t the current champion only because of shit that’s happened away from the cage.

Pretty bold advertising strategy by Lifetime TV.

One less idiot in the world.

The best way to boycott it would be if people didn’t show up to the games. Stay away from that piece of shit country and show FIFA that putting the World Cup in places like that is not going to fly.

While all good points, I’d still like to see him dead.

So while in America we’re all worried about players taking steroids and PEDs, in England they’re totally cool with letting players play while on bath salts. Cool.

Why is Blatter still alive? How has he not been murdered yet?

Quite possibly the best article title I've ever seen.

Probably for the right amount of money. Can’t know for sure though, obviously.

Chris Christie is a fat fucking national disgrace.

I can see Simmons being kind of sort of okay writing for a website that he knows will allow him to not hold back on anything. Or maybe it’s just wishful thinking on my part. But it’s definitely better than him having to once again be “afraid” of saying everything he actually wants to say.

Good point. However, I don’t see Simmons taking a job at Deadspin with articles like this being posted here. He’d be kicked out of the narcissism club faster than Dzhokhar Tsarnaev would be kicked out of next year’s Boston Marathon.

Well, there goes my whole “Simmons to Deadspin” wish.

Wife seemed very impressed. That baby is about to have a sibling pretty soon.

I wish A-Rod would just fully embraced the villain role already. Get a tattoo of a pinstriped syringe with the #13 on it and tell everyone to go fuck themselves.

I’m sorry but I can’t take a Jon Heyman hot take seriously unless Jon Heyman himself tweets that someone else reported it before him.

Who hurt you, man?

Looked to me like Bernat was keeping his eye on Alves’ potential run down the flank, and Benatia was marking Suarez down the middle. There was no reason for Boateng to double-team Suarez with Benatia and almost completely disregard Messi.