Congratulations on making more money than I do, I guess. Kind of a shame it didn’t make you any less of an ass.

What do you think the comments are butthurt about?

I’m confused...we’re butthurt that we don’t have vehicles that are total trash and look like a trash bin?

I would call it schadenfreude, but that’s probably too big of a foreign word for you.

I think everyone saying “No Dice” is completely out of touch with the used car market. COMPLETELY.

So cool. For anyone wanting to read more about these wild 80s conversions, 1000sel.com is a fantastic source for info on all kinds of crazy stuff like this

I’m a gearhead and I love Jalopnik, but I’m also not a moron and understand simple physics. This “article” boggles the mind:

Some numbers, adjusted for inflation, just for funsies:

Add Tesla to that list. Musk didn’t found Tesla either; he was the money guy who threw out the founders after and bullied them via a lawsuit into making him a co-founder.

No Stage Racing. No Green-White-Checkers.

I have a lot of problem with cops, and by extension most anyone, having the ability to remotely disable cars. Simply the number of cops that would disable the car for purely personal reasons (ex-wife, kid dating their child, etc.) is large enough to give me real concern, but the tech would not stay in the hands of law…

Yeah, but the Libs hate them!

Go unwoke, go broke.

Wait, you’re telling me that making expensive products for eco-minded people, and then making an abrupt Red Hat turn might... alienate the people who buy your products?  

The amount of ACAB here is astounding. If it was your car, id bet you would be pretty upset and begging the police to find it and the perp who stole it. Dont forget its not just the car. Sometimes its the stuff IN the car.

While I am aware of this, it’s a quote, and has been used incorrectly enough over the last 50 years that you knew exactly what they meant by it.

Good thing he was wearing his helmet

But the company’s valuation didn’t shoot up because Tesla revealed a compelling new product or sound business plan, it’s only because Muskrat is a MAGAt and Trumpster just won.

If they don’t know who the suspect is though, and ditch the probably stolen vehicle especially if they have multiple days to do so, then they indeed will escape punishment. So it’s sort of a fine line. Sure, if you have an absolute positive ID on somebody and know they’re driving their own car, but typically people tha…

On the flip, if it’s codified (or at least “policy”) that cops cannot give chase, then criminals in stolen cars (or using stolen plates) will simply drive away every time and escape punishment. Maybe no one cares if this happens, but maybe some do?