That’s the total income the podcasters are earning. $5 a month from 13 members, minus the company's cut.

The fact that 99% of trials result in convictions?

All you need is https://google.com/search?q=the+original+penguin+batman

Wouldn’t it be easier to just put buttons on the feet? Button pressed = rocket on pad?

Oh, ok. That makes sense.

It was either my HTC Vivid or my HTC One that I had about a decade ago

How is it racist? Is “rapper” a race?

Busch Light

“raped and murder by coyotes” ???

4.1 bathrooms? What's a .1 bathroom?

It wouldn't be possible to fit it into a cell phone because of the necessary antenna.

I used to have a cell phone that had an FM radio tuner in it, but it only worked if you plugged in a pair of headphones, because it used the headphones wire as the antenna. Phones don't come with headphones jacks anymore, though.

Same guy since 1967

They stole the data last month it says

Maybe I’m an idiot (I’m definitely an idiot) but what am I looking at in the second photo? The rail installed upside-down?

$35k for a used car? That's insane.

The answer to your last question is “yes”

That’s pretty badass

Mister Bovine Joni himself!

“Boiler Fuck the Up” ?