Nope. Ninth-graders don't need bondage as part of the curriculum. (Orgasms, yes.) We're talking about a generation (following many generations) who don't know they've got separate holes for peeing and baby making. Let's make sure we've got the basics down pat, first.

WHERE IS MY BEHIND THE SCENES "CALIFORNIA DREAMS" TELL ALL!!??

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so... scared.

Seriously, wouldn't the more accurate billboard be "You're welcome Miami, Love Lebron"?

You'll have to excuse me, for I was under the impression that Kevin Love had specifically requested a trade to Cleveland. Sometimes I can be such a goofball.

That will mean a lot when the Cavs still win by 30

When it comes time for Pimp granny Kris to cut Kanye loose so Kim can get even closer to her goal of being married as many times as Liz Taylor, she's going to use all of Kanye's rants and paparazzi hulk-smashes as evidence of his violent temper, paranoia and instability. Then Kim will get full custody and 16 years of…

I have determined from Breckin Meyer's quotes about Dustin Diamond that he and Gosselaar are best friends and that has made today a delightful day.

Bears-Niners is a weird one to have the highest floor. The Bears have the highest average home ticket price, and travel well, and the Niners have the third-highest home rate—but like, the Seahawks have the second-highest and are a natural rival

This is the issue I take with all the Jewish-American cheerleaders for this war:

Like an Israeli?

Feiglin has called for the total annexaction and dislocation of ALL Palestinians from Gaza in the past. The threshold in his mind for what constitutes a "supporter" of fighting forces is, well, criminally low. He is a literal ethnofascist.

So this American, Israeli, Jew feels that taking other peoples land and committing mass murder on a civilian population is justified? The Israelis sure have learned from the US and nazis

Not trying to exterminate them, eh?

> Guarantees right of free press, women, homosexuals

The hypocrisy is within his own statement so I don't need to be best buds to call him out.

His ethnic background is completely irrelevant to his abilities of a coach and yet it continues to be the major narrative. Call it racist or whatever you want but I'm sick of it. He hasn't coached a single game and nothing has garnered more attention locally than the fact that he's Jewish. It's only going to get…

Brilliant!

Killing 300 children is a surefire way to bring peace to the region. Why didn't they think of this before?

"Really sorry about what's happening in Gaza"