I hadn’t thought about it in so long, but you’re never truly free

I just lost The Game.

When “it’s different” is the only redeeming quality of something, I can still hate it pretty easily. If you do the same thing with the blacked-out Silverado HD, ignore the people who drive them like a sedan and never for their abilities, the Silverado is and ugly, but useful vehicle. If you actually need to regularly…

That to me is the way funnier part of this story. Is this man ordering a Cybertruck the direct cause of him separating from his wife? Probably not!

Wife dodged at least one bullet.

Surprised no one’s mentioned these yet:

I hate the planet

Not one mention of the classic white panel van?

The Mean Machine from Wacky Racers. This thing didn’t just cause Whiplash, it carried it.

The 1959 Buick has murder in its eyes

Our continued existence makes all other life on this planet literally impossible. We are too selfish, too ignorant, too cruel, and consume far too much to make all other life sustainable, and we are not more important than the combination of all other species on this planet. We do not make things better and we never…

You win.

hands down its the Zenvo
its just pissed off at everything

An Altima with temp tags. 

Excellent list. The only thing I might also add is any 450 Super Duty or Ram 1500 that is rolling coal.

I appreciate what you’ve done here

For the association:

This planet is about to start trying to shake us off like an wet dog.

I’m in favor of the model most Scandanavian countries use, where you are ONLY allowed to campaign using allotted tax funds. No self-funded candidacy, no donations, no PACs. Just demonstrate you have a credible campaign, and you get the same small stipend as everyone else. I also don’t think we do enough to limit…