Can I buy pot off you?

Just get Dr. Oz or RFK Jr. to say that python spleen is a 100% cure for COVID. Problem solved, esp. in Florida.

Also most times at a Mexican place, the salsa verde has more flavor/tartness from the tomatillos, which I like it better even though I wish it was as spicy as the roja. Sometimes just adding both is the answer.

Also for $30 you can get a keyboard without a broken caps lock key.

Growing up in south Texas, we did a lot of hunting on cattle ranches, and right or wrong, we’d shoot any rattlesnake we encountered. The rancher’s preferred we’d do that...less risk for the ranch hands as well as the cattle. Some of the time, I won’t say often, but some of the time we’d eat them. We’d season the meat…

I know about inflation and everything, but nothing at Taco Bell should cost more than $6. At over $8, you’re approaching local taqueria giant burrito pricing. 

Yeah not sure why you’d fuck up a perfectly good taco by making it all greasy on the outside but it’s TB and they don’t even know the cheese goes on the meat and then the veggies go on top, so it’s very on brand.

Ever ate at a Taco Bell in Florida?  Yeah, you’ve eaten snake.

I’ve had rattlesnake.  It wasn’t bad.

According to Keaton that was a large part of the appeal, looking at objects instead of green screens. 

As someone who has cooked professionally since the 90s, I’m just happy I’m eating something I didn’t make

I think you could argue it was always about Alien sexual assault? 

“Hi, gang! We’re gonna stop at this abandoned, derelict space station.”

“In space, no one can hear you say ‘no,’”

Yeah, this is spot-on. I always used to make a birthday cheesecake for a professional cake maker friend because no one would ever dare make them a cake, and they never got to eat cheesecakes. Big hit every year. (or they were being polite!)

Subway started its decline when the got rid of the Vcut. Its all been downhill from there.

Fake sanctimony, bigotry and dry overrated garbage.

Bigotry and bland food. Popeyes, FTW.

Not necessarily. For many of us “When people think of Chick-fil-A, they think of chicken sandwiches bigotry”.

“I would do a restaurant if someone else was fronting the money and not expecting me to be there every day,” he says. “I’ll put my name on it and help come up with ideas for the restaurant. I’m not going to be the guy in the kitchen because I don’t have the time or desire.”