Simping for Elon Musk is the saddest thing there is.

It just shows that even the richest man (**on paper apparently, LOL), can’t afford to buy either common sense or thicker skin.

How does this Karen even run a company let alone several?

Musk doesn’t pay any taxes now though?

He publicly called a man a pedophile for daring to suggest that one of Musk’s harebrained schemes was, in fact, harebrained and then doubled down on this when he mistook the fellow’s petite but fully legal wife for an underage Thai girl. I don’t know if that counts as terrible but it definitely happened and seems at…

I’d like someone to actually state something legitimately bad that he’s done...

Thank you, for adding absolutely nothing to the discourse

If you’re not fully aware of the breadth of one’s shittiness, you shouldn’t proclaim them not to be shitty in a whole ass defensive screed no one asked for. Musk’s shitty and creepy behavior is well documented. Perhaps next time you decide to defend a dude who wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire, you’ll do a…

*Fires entire team of content moderators*

He hasn’t invented ANYTHING. Bought into both PayPal and Tesla.

Yep, this is Republican “free speech” for you: you are free to agree with whatever they say.  At least the left never pretended they are for free speech, all speech needs to have a line somewhere. 

Gosh, it’s almost as if the system is entirely broken to benefit the ultra-wealthy, because I sure as hell don’t get any tax breaks if I over leverage myself into a Ferrari that I suddenly can’t afford.

Freedom of Speech Has Returned!!

I remember that, and it was before a lot of folks had fallen off the Musk train, and I remember everyone talking about how cool it was, and I couldn’t wrap my head around what was so awesome about it. It just seemed wasteful and dumb.

what’s the over/under on “number of days before Musk magnanimously declares ‘yeah I meant to destroy Twitter, try to keep up everyone, I fucking hated it, you’re welcome everyone’”? Before EOY? Before Thanksgiving? Before Friday? LOL

out of the entire shitty gumbo that is this situation, to me the most solid proof of his colossal megalomaniacal idiocy is threatening to “name and shame” any Twitter advertisers thinking of leaving. Wow. Just wow.  I would say “read the room dumbass” but nah, keep doing what you’re doing, you’re kicking ass!  LOL

Hey, remember that time when Musk shot a rocket with a sports car mounted on top of it into a trajectory that will eventually land it in the sun? Because he’s a bored rich psychopath asshole?

I guarantee the only person moderating comments and suspending accounts is Musk himself from the toilet. He is such a control freak and fragile little snowflake, I bet he's the only one with the nuclear codes.

‘I AM HERE TO RESTORE FREE SPEECH TO TWITTER FROM THE NAZIS THAT BAN PEOPLE WHO LIKE NAZIS!’

All the popcorn at the end of Real Genius would still be insufficient for Elon's slow motion self destruct. 

This week has been hilarious, in every direction. I can’t remember the last time twitter was actually fun.