Because they weren’t paying attention and think their job stops the moment they’re out in public.

If kids can’t be in a restaurant without being supervised/acting up, then yes, the answer absolutely IS don’t bring kids.

Using Readers Digest for sources? Damn, are you 90 years old?

Qdoba is 100% better than Chipotle. Their tortilla soup is vegetarian! Y’all don’t get the struggle of finding vegetarian soups.

Hehee, I used to call it “The Salmonella Factory.”

Campari tomatoes are tasty but they give me an OAS reaction :( Tomatoes are my very favorite fruit/veg and I want to be able to eat them for as long as possible. Effing OAS, man.

4 out of 5 dentists would love for you to book an appointment.

I thought this would be an unpopular opinion, but I see I’ve found my people.

WOOKIN PA NUB 🤣

The ads. Way, way too many ads for dumb shit.

That’s a good description!

Heehee no worries :)

I’m just here to rep Chak De India :)

Even more peculiar is that Beau Jo’s, in addition to Parmesan cheese and chili flakes, also serves its pizzas with little packets of Kraft honey.

I was surprised when I first saw how tiny cups of masala chai are in India, but once I drank some, I understood. It’s really rich and delicious. A lot of places they use buffalo milk, which has a higher fat content than cow’s milk.

I just tried this, and you know, it’s not bad. It’s interesting. 

It’s never hacking.

This whole thing stinks.

I think that’s an extremely reductive take on the issue, but this is the Internet and I’m sure neither of us need to get into a whole thing about it.

“Apartheid Clyde” is impeccable.