I promise you are not seeing her vagina, but her vulva.

This is exactly why I sometimes go to Subway. I don’t eat meat, and they will pack that roll with as many veggies as I want. Add some cheese, red wine vinegar, oil, salt & pepper, and I’m pretty happy.

Maybe I’m a freak, but I love aspartame. Splena/stevia/etc can go kick rocks. I don’t drink soda anymore generally, but every now and then I crave the aspartame tang. Bummer that Pepsi dropped it, because I always preferred it to Coke.

I can’t handle the texture, it’s awful.

This makes me cackle with glee.

You think this site is journalism?

Anti-abortion centers are literal evil.

Just one reason why I’d prefer workers not use gloves and just wash their hands. Some people seem to think gloves magical and never need to be changed

I would 100% try this, though I don’t know if the texture would creep me out. 

Like “naan bread.” “Bread bread.”

It’s not that, it’s everything he’s done and been since then.

MAGA ex-felon Tim hasn’t got shit to say about anybody. Please.

Ah yes, Subway, the King of Cross-Contamination. I go there if I’m desperate and they’ll change their gloves on request, but I know they never wash that knife they use to cut the subs.

Typically, idlies, dosas, sambar or rasam, rice, rice roti, upma, and similar items. Most of the items are not sweet and can be spicy. Yummm.

Gotta love how every behavior he accuses orcas of, HUMANS DO. Way to miss the point, guy.

These are all terrible. Give me a South Indian breakfast any day of the week.

This reminded me that when I was like 6 years old, I kept seeing the Manwich commercials and begging my Mom to make us sloppy joes for dinner. Finally, she did, and... I hated them. Got in trouble for that one, heh.

FNARF FNARF FNARF FNARF

I used to have progressives, but my near-sight prescription changed so fast that within 6 months I couldn’t read with them on - it wasn’t worth the money I paid. I’ll try them again once it’s bad enough for me to have to hold everything at arms’ length to read, which will hopefully take a couple more years.

How am I supposed to cook in a hotel room?