Let us always remember Caity Weaver of Gawker spending an entire day eating those horrible mozzarella sticks when they were having the all-you-can-eat promotion. *waves flag*

I love it, but can see why it would be off-putting for some people. It’s a pretty assertive flavor.

Sportsball fans are wasteful idiots, and water is wet.

* Where to get cheap food if you live in LA or Chicago

Thanks for your pointless comment.

Lopez is notoriously cheap. When whatever man she’s with tips a server, she goes back and takes it back. Some people are just greedy. And it’s not like she was ever poor.

We are not the only species that drinks milk, stop perpetuating that nonsense. All kinds of animals will drink milk if they can get it, and yes, into adulthood.

/Clockwork Orange has entered the chat

Thafuq? It’s literally called a chipotle pepper. Chipotle sucks regardless, but this is another level of greed.

The second you use the L-word you have lost the argument. Do better.

LOL, try convincing anyone who “reacts to MSG” that it’s all in their head. No amount of evidence (or lack thereof) will change their mind.

I’ll keep gnawing on my Beyond jerky salt bombs, thanks. The hot & spicy one is delicious.

Don’t forget leveraging the marketplace yadda something something

Damn, that’s a lot of sodium.

That was a dumb fucking thing to say publicly. They should have said nothing.

What case? This is not, legally speaking, discrimination.

Hooray for overfishing, let’s encourage more of that.

Okay, look. I don’t want to see/hear “break the Internet” ever again. Or “iconic.” It’s not a thing, it’s lame and obnoxious and it’s lazy writing.

Oh, they exist. My ex would get them and they stank like death. Just one of the many things I do not miss about that relationship.

Popping a champagne cork is just stupid and pointless. You put the bottle flat on a surface. You put a towel over the cork, hold the cork firmly, and then twist the bottle with your other hand to release the cork. Simple and no one gets hurt.