Stop doing that, and don’t advise anyone else to do it.

This guy might entice people to get tested for STIs. I wouldn’t eat a damn thing he endorsed...

Fuck Chil-Fil-A and it’s continually disappointing to see The Takeout stanning for them.

The only thing worse than eating fast food is having fast food delivered. It’s going to be terrible(r) and you’ll pay twice the cost in fees.

Why would the meat company say that? They pay for shelf space like everyone else.

Just another reason why they should only be consumed occasionally.

My local grocery has Impossible, Beyond, and Awesome products alongside their meat counterparts (both frozen and refrigerated) while the Morningstar Farms, Boca, etc. products are in the organic/”health food” section (which also has meat products. I don’t blame people for being confused. Personally I think meat…

Smart restaurant owners know that if you don’t feed your staff, they’ll still eat, they just won’t pay for it.

There was a Firehouse near me but it closed.

I am not a gamer, not really a nerd, don’t know much about Norse mythology, and have known what Valhalla is since I was a kid. I think the guy just got a case of the nerves and tried to power through.

Hey, you do you, my opinion doesn’t matter, nor should it.

Ha!

Huel Hot & Savory is really good. I had the mac’n’cheez one for lunch. I agree about the terrible name, though. And their shakes are gross. (Haven’t tried the bars.)

Tandoor is a good one! My Hindi teacher laughed at me saying “tan door.” It’s tun-DOOOR.

I look forward to the day when our customer-worship culture shifts back to telling people to fuck right off.

It’s best not to have a rooster around, otherwise it’s just chicken rape all day.

True. My Neapolitan grandmother said “nockee.”

Be good to have some examples of Indian food pronunciation massacres.

My Greek friends pronounce it “yiee-ro” so that’s how I do.

I mean, yeah, it’s “ahn-deev” if you’re French. But if you’re not, you sound like a douche.