You try to use history to prove your point but conveniently ignore it where it does not work.

Savvy kid. You always jump on a loose ball.

Wow, so making fun of birth defects is totally and 100% OK because one person who had a birth defect turned out to be a mass murderer. Lets go make fun of some downs syndrome kids and kids with cleft palates. My son had hypospadius and had to have surgery for it at six months old. Its not so funny when you’re sitting…

Edible Anus?

“Hold it together Dan. Nobody knows you’re tripping balls. Just a little while longer. How long has it been? 20 minutes!? Fuck! Hold it together Dan."

s/o you for sending me this

Ok I initially read that as an abortionist instead of arborist. I was totally confused about the Lorax tattoo.

Kanye West doesn’t care about women people.

There are versions of this speckled throughout the endurance world, even without the excuse of raising money for charity. Sometimes it’s running, sometimes it’s on a bike. Sometimes it’s donuts, sometimes it’s beer. Endurance athletes like pain and pushing their limits, and sometimes things get... weird.

You can take comfort in the fact that Megyn Kelly identifies as an Independent and who has voted for both Democrats and Republicans (per Megyn Kelly) (http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/f…). I bet that she is more liberal than her on screen persona shows, but that she understands her job and panders to her viewers. Not…

You can take comfort in the fact that Megyn Kelly identifies as an Independent and who has voted for both Democrats and Republicans (per Megyn Kelly) (http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/f…). I bet that she is more liberal than her on screen persona shows, but that she understands her job and panders to her viewers. Not…

Lol, “jerky animations”.

Maybe people assumed he would be found guilty because the evidence was overwhelming that he murdered two people. The main role race played in the OJ Simpson case was in the minds of people who convinced themselves that Simpson wasn’t guilty.

No shit. Passing my boards that authorize me to exercise medical power over actual humans was easier than deciding if someone caught a damn ball.

The Calvin Johnson Rule Against Perpetuities.

You’re trying to hard with this one and I’m not sure you completed the whole process of a low hanging fruit comment.

It’s not the both feet thing (although that’s pretty ridiculous); it’s that, for football purposes, when you have one knee hit the ground in literally every other fucking permutation you are down.

I’m watching that gif and thinking “Why did he let it go? If he’d gotten up with it still in hand that would have been a catch. He’s like Desean Jackson dropping the football before crossing the goal line. What an idiot!”

Hipster Buffalo Bill over here...

“Would you swipe me? I’d swipe me.”