Smashing cover; thanks for crediting the artist.

Don’t force your children into church, or any other form of religious indoctrination.

Um … not to be pedantic, but my #1 use is making tea. Green tea – specifically, genmaicha. Definitely not coffee.

I keep playing that remix of White Rabbit over and over and over, cranked.

What is a vinaigrette? A teeny, tiny, small vinaigre.

I know someone who’s looking for work …

During testing in a sound lab, researchers say, the use of the Sound Screws was found to reduce sound transmission by up to nine decibels, making the sounds bouncing into a neighboring room about half as loud to human ears.

When my Dad died, my two brothers decided to ignore the three-way even split the will stipulated … and announced they each deserved 2/5ths to my 1/5th.

Mark my words: before this season is over you’ll see Loki him/herself enjoying a tasty mayo-enhanced snack, thereby proving my assertion.

Mayo: the lube of the gods. There is little that cannot be improved by the judicious application of mayo.

Fred watched as June kissed a man she actually felt love for …

Phoebe wrote Smelly Cat. QED.

Much of the ridiculously overblown response to the SNL gesture resulted from the fact that 99% of the public had no idea that an iconoclast is, in fact, a destroyer of images. 

I can see James Cameron slapping his forehead and shouting

Happened to see this just yesterday on Reddit; thought it was great. (Given that I grew up across the lake from Seattle.)

The Baybay Bungee™!

So … I was at the grocery store this morning, and there was a young woman with a black t-shirt that said in bold letters “Not Today, SATAN!”

Okay – true fact; I was at a friend’s daughter’s wedding just over a month ago, and Ms. Moore was a guest, as was Rumer Willis.

I’m just having a hard time processing the notion that Lamb Chop is a guy.

Hmm … now I’m wondering if I pulled a total faux pas.