Why, oh why must innocent, tasty mayo suffer for the sins of these nobodies?

I’ve got a home projection theater with a 120" screen, so the only reason I ever go out to movies is for 3D or IMAX. No IMAX? Not interested.

Yeah, I know, you’re right… I’m currently in production design on a couple of books, and I’m making these kinds of aesthetic decisions over and over every day. I couldn’t stop myself. Sorry.

Never considered this could be the case… but garlic is the best. I’m on it!

Stassa, just a little design note… those block quotes look nice, but the effect is spoiled when you wind up with a single word – in this case, “work” – sitting all by itself on the last line.

“keyboard snacks” – <chortles uncontrollably>

Right? The only person alive so profoundly awesome she was cast as herself in a Quentin Tarantino film. I mean, really.

Whip It was so great… such an amazing collection of actors.

Lucky enough to have seen Top of the Lake: China Girl already;

Let me just say that this is the reason some people are justified in letting the paper hang off the back of the roll.

I believe the death you’re referring to was actually caused by a lack of oxygen. She was breathing nearly pure nitrogen, which is harmless – it makes up 78% of air – but if it displaces oxygen completely … that’s all, folks.

If it’s any consolation, someone you hate (Trump) can hurt you even worse.

When I was a student back in the ’70s, I had a wonderful dog that was given to me by one of my professors.

Stupidity is a terrible thing. Gleeful, willful, proud stupidity is just trolling, and you can eat shit and die now, thank you very much.

It’s worth linking to this piece by David Foster Wallace about McCain; it he hadn’t already taken his own life, being reminded of missing the assessment so profoundly might make him do it today.

I know facts are lost on these Repuglican idiots, but you’d have to completely circumnavigate the globe for Alaska to be considered “northeast.”

pschroeter, I swear to God this is the question I came here to answer.

Just seeing that lead photo and reading the headline was enough to fill my heart with pure lust for designer cheddar.

YES. Lettuce is great for texture! Especially a big crunchy layer of (non-nutritive) iceberg.

Oh man… I had no freaking idea. I’m sorry.