I will not be dissuaded from stating that Ms. Christie looks freaking incredible.

Agreed to the former, well, if the shoe fits… to the latter.

I have to say – that’s the one and only time I’ve ever heard anyone credit the recent film realization of Les Miserables as “the (sic) Russel Crowe Les Mis” – and with damn good reason. Sheesh.

Garmonbozia!

The shooters were revealed to be malignant assholes.

Years ago, I got seriously into Raymond Chandler after seeing the ST:TNG holodeck episode The Big Goodbye. (Even I could figure out that the title was an amalgam of Chandler classics The Big Sleep and The Long Goodbye.)

There’s a joke here (about someone lacking balls of their own) that ties in nicely with the whole “open carry” thang.

Sounds more like a malignant asshole reveal party.

I am so sad to hear this. He stood out as being one of the strongest in the cast.

Maybe a nice vinaigrette.

Vacations should always be about Zukka, and not children.

And he called Comey a “showboat.”

I know that mom is in a very bad place, but if you choose to see the world through only one eye – when you have a choice – there are some serious mental issues in place, regardless of the other problems.

I was going to make an analogy involving a total solar eclipse, and the relatively small area of totality, but I’ve lost the will to live, and simply can’t be bothered. Carry on without me.

“This beach, you see (and must agree)

“Clearly, this could have been avoided if only more clubgoers had been armed to the teeth.”

Why not just eat the kid, and be done with it?

Rainier was my first beer, oh so many decades ago. Oly was good too, but Rainier will always say “clandestine underage alcohol abuse” to me.

Thanks. Hogan’s is full of weirdness, and I’ll leave Bob Crane’s unfortunate demise to someone else.

I’ve gotta say… if anyone deserves a massive cocktail, it’s poor abused Samantha.