Dear Julianne,

My parents had three sons; I am the oldest.

Carrie was playing the loooong game all this time.

So sorry for your loss. I’ve done it twice, and it’s unbearable. Give yourself some downtime and TLC – you deserve it. Good luck.

I’ve used it for years, especially on my nose to keep the pores clear. I think it’s great!

I didn’t want to read this news, but I knew Jezebel is where I wanted to read it.

I can’t imagine a worse reason to maintain a relationship – or bring children into the world – than my perceived financial self-interest.

Over 60 years old here… relationships have come and gone, but at least I can say I’ve escaped the legal and financial consequences of marriage.

Wow.

I remember seeing Downhill Racer when it opened back in 1969; there was a sight gag about the naïve American, befuddled by the bidet.

I remember seeing Downhill Racer when it opened back in 1969; there was a sight gag about the naïve American,…

Without making fun of her, it’s very difficult for me to understand how a professional musician – surrounded by professional musicians for her entire life – could live to the age of 84 without ever having tried marijuana.

Well, okay then! :)

No high-level security clearance for Tiffy.

even as they enjoy the added security of NYPD in riot gear and Secret Service.

I first read that phrase when I was – literally – 9 or 10 years old, and read an Ian Fleming novel during the initial height of the James Bond craze.

Boinked?

They were waiting for the ray blasters that never came.

I guess the Easter Egg Hunt at the White House is off.

Mynd you, moose bites kan be pretti nasti...

Good grief, that would suck.