These circulatory issues probably stem from his heart being two sizes too small.

Well, my excuse to my wife when she caught me nose deep in my buddy's ass was that my nose was numb, so who am I to judge? Coincidentally, I also live in Detroit and am a Lions fan.

There's a player who draws a fiiiiine

Oh yeah, Samer?! Well then.......

This is the best bear because he goes all scorched earth on the apparatus even after the deer is down, thus protecting his brethren from suffering a similar fate.

But he's right about the beach scene. It's awfully affecting.

You gotta be sh*tting me that you left this out.

No

The Sharks will also probably make the playoffs ... then lose.

Like blitzers through the A-gap, so are the days of our lives...

I didn't know angsty 7th graders were allowed to play in the NFL.

Serial just didn't do much to improve on its second season.

So Ms. D'Agostini is taking the running back by committee approach in regards to her backfield.

Donald Sterling dumped ice over his head before getting punched out in an elevator with Richard Sherman yelling, "Fuck her right in the pussy with a model airplane!"

Harrison Smith and Everson Griffen were victim of playing for an anonymous team at stacked positions. AP obviously out. Teddy's time will come.

"Kid" is just a really dark spot around Boston.

I feel your flu coming through my screen.

na, gonna continue shining

You failed to mention the enclosed $49 million Target gift card.