Corned beef hash and eggs, over easy. With a stack of pancakes. I don't avocado anywhere near that business.

West LA. Sigh. Street racing is totally out. That said, welcome to the magical land of NIMBY!

Sort of? Anything North Olympic is usually bullshit/costs $15 for reasons unknown. Some things don't need avocado, folks.

Meanwhile, New York has set aside more than $700 million dollars for all those things that are "not crimes" committed by their police department. Nope, we're good.

You ARE the zeitgeist. NBC execs are tracking your every move.

Noah Baumbach also wrote Madagascar 3. So. Yeah. You don't get more mainstream than that.

Hey guys…hey! That takes place in front of Randy's Donuts!

I second the PhD is a boulevard of broken, demoralizing, drowning in credit card debt (that generous summer funding? always seems to be cut last minute) dreams.

I think we've all met people who will say, without irony, "Janice really speaks to me." And I think we've all learned to avoid them.

Are we taking the Brontes as a unit or as writers? I hated Wuthering Heights with a passion. No one came off as having any redeeming qualities: not the nitwit hearing the story of Cathy and Heathcliff, not Cathy and Heatcliff, not the family that Heathcliff and Cathy marry in to. There were some interesting…

Like Brad Pitt!

Hey she got fired for it (despite being the lead) and he well, he got off scott free. No one's calling him a faithless troll on the internet (except me, right now!)

I don't get that response. If men were stupid in the past, why would anyone feel victimized about it now?

farfulla-core

I want to lend Ted Cruz some mascara for those disconcerting peepers. He always looks like he's about to burst into tears.

I like driving by the headquarters. It looks like a the future as imagined by the 50s.

I want to make a tv show just about the hotel for hit men.

They ruin my lunch and try to "teach" my pregnant friends the truth about the vaccine schedule from time to time. Does that count?

I thought we venerated the wealthy in this country, so much so we allowed them to pick our Presidents. I'm pretty sure that's one of the later amendments.

Happy Birthday!