They also pay their producers next to nothing (one job offer for an associate producer job: 25K) and don't pay for disaster training for camera guys. Maybe they're doing that now considering they're dropping people into war zones, but last time a buddy got a job offer - to go to Ukraine - they refused to explain to…

I loved Southland Tales. Because if the apocalypse is in the hands of people who live in Venice…heaven help us, it would go like that.

How can he let it slide? He's only got the off-brand silicone lube.

we are the reason boy meets world has a sequel.

While South Florida's elderly population is widely known to copulate in public, their shells do not clack together when they bump their wizened genitals together.

ughhh. I once saw to galapagos turtles going at it at the Miami zoo and it was…the worst.

This was definitely a DTMFA letter. Rapey sex for eighteen years with a guy who tells you you're dirty, doesn't care if you orgasm, and seems like a general asshole who doesn't care about your feelings or desires? Nooooooope. Nope nope nope. And point of fact: being a Type A professional doesn't give you carte…

I get creeped out by the adults that put the girls in the revealing clothes myself. And the Dan Schneider boob shots (shudder)

The first book is stellar and there's a pretty much word for word comic book version that's just rocks my socks. The other three books: mileage may vary.

My dad would shout "banal" when switching radio stations as a kid whenever something like Phil Collins came on the radio. This has informed my reaction to popular music ever since. As you can tell, I'm super fun at parties.

Dik, what have told you about reading the newspaper? Or listening to members of congress talk about things? It makes you surly.

can I ask why? There are certain things about it that annoyed me as a kid (the magical Celts of Connecticut, Poly's name) but it didn't bother me more than a A Swiftly Tilting Planet did. (Even as a ten year old couldn't/didn't buy the whole, one Jacob have I loved/bearing the mark of Cain crap, as much as I loved…

This project has been in various stages for a million years. I just worry they'll make it less weird, less smart, and less tolerant because some jerk dislikes how Calvin puts Jesus on par with Shakespeare and Buddha.

Dude. Did you read the New York Times story about the horrible backlog of rape kits? There are lots of reasons to hate people :/

Buzzfeed informed me yesterday that that shade of red is from a bottle.

I thought it was to punish you for not being famous enough to snag a table on fame alone / too disorganized to have planned for a reservation months in advance. This may, however be my own experience.

Awkward virgins + red solo cups full of god knows what = DFEs (dance floor erections)

I tracked down the Manga for Card Captor Sakura. It was a hell of a lot weirder than the American version let on.

Just like a Yale man.

This is where I get spitting angry. Kids are important. If you don't want to pay for their education because they're the wrong color, or their parents made bad decisions, or they just happen to live in a less nice neighborhood, guess what? You are an asshole who takes it out on children. Children who had no say…