It'll be seamy. Per my art history class "Paris and the making of Modernity," ballerinas were more or less just one step up from prostitutes. Lots of ballet moms would act as go betweens between their daughters and "patrons" who would pay for backstage access.

My family is marginally Hispanic (in that they're a bunch of Spanish speaking, Latino identifying, Chinese Republicans.) so dinner is a weird mishmash of stuff. Think steamed turkey with soy sauce and scallions, a suckling pig (Cuban style), rice and beans (probably made with lard), occasionally a honey baked ham, a…

I use lard as much as humanly possible. Pie crust? You got it! Beans? Please. We also make lots of confit (rabbit, pork belly) with lard too.

My husband makes this amazing, jerry-rigged, Korean-ified version of currywurst. It's all Asian ingredients, but tastes almost exactly like the German kind:

Oh lord. In South Carolina there was talk of returning to a "household" vote because everyone knows that a woman will be voting how her husband tells her to.

Off year elections tend to go to the people with the craziest bases. And the spin in the Cooch-camp is that if they had two more weeks to talk about Obamacare, they would've won.

@avclub-1b1f9a3e639ecc53f335314fc9d8403b:disqus Heathcliff…after the cat, or after the broody, abusive psycho? Or after the star of 10 Things I Hate About You?

The fact that I find carob delicious unsettles me. It runs totally counter to my "indulge in everything, especially if it's high in fat" lifestyle.

what about tiny china figurines? I'm asking for a friend.

Too much craziness for just one subspace communication!

That's not fair. I know at least two 30-something guys who put Love Actually in their top 5.

Maybe my sample size is skewed or I'm particularly damaged, but weird sex was the only sex that seemed to be happening.

There was a weird hierarchy to the secret societies on campus. It was probably worse to get picked for the non-tomb secret societies because that meant that you were, at best, almost important.

Geronimo!

Those were weirdly popular in my middle school. Very weird gift to get from your first boyfriend's mom.

But all that nubile boy showering - that is perfectly okay because that's slice of life in a military academy!

I'll admit to reading Rookie (even though I'm way too old for it), but my god, why would I ever want to revisit 13 again? Between the braces and the scrawniness and the taking Algebra 2 at the high school and getting creeped on by an older kid, it was the absolute worst.

My favorite thing about Agents of whatever the hell is that Coulson appears to have been quite the ladies man. Apparently going to Tahiti destroys your sex drive.

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lampreys are the stuff of vagina dentata nightmares (shudders). Gross gross gross.