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you forgot the "p." Goop. Brand synergy.

but so tall! so casually weird about race around Christmas! So bizarrely enthusiastic about speed skating!

Malibu also shows it's contempt for the rest of Los Angeles and it's beach communities by refusing to upgrade it's sewer and septic tank systems. Their shit literally washes down on the less fortunate.

yes and it is vile.

Point taken: although most animals will not rape members of different species (or their own species, for that matter) TO DEATH.

apparently male sea otters get so "enthusiastic" during sex they bite lady otter's faces so they can't get away. They will also rape baby seals :( which is just wrong on so many levels.
Lady Otters are alright though.

Sea otters are 1) incredibly cute and 2) horribly, violently rapey.

with sister wives?

My favorite $40 whiskey is the Compass Box Great King Street. It's a blend, but man, is it tasty.

I got fat just reading about that. I hate you, you well outfitted otter! (not really)

There's an industrial sized bottle of baby powder in one stall of the women's bathroom at work. I spend a lot of time wondering who has diaper rash.

Two of our friends totally went out of their way to find a quiet spot at our wedding. It's their thing.

Spoiler Spoiler: Oh gooood. I cried so hard when Anne and Gilbert's daughter was stillborn and Anne's beautiful and severely fucked up friend beats herself up about how her beautiful little baby garment could only be a shroud. Terrible.

Laurie was a sweetheart, even if he was a bit of a bore and also prone to taking the path of least resistance. I don't know if he ever loved Amy, or was just in love with the concept of The March Sisters after Jo said no.

Amy and Beth were perfect examples of the kind of girls I couldn't stand when I was eight.

Pretty adorable, right?

Maybe he wore a hazmat suit and someone put down some saran wrap on his seat? There are workarounds.

That's about the sum total of his cooking knowledge: pouring condiment packages together, smearing it together with a hotdog (or a chicken nugget) and pouring cheese on it.

Points for the Kids in the Hall reference.