This is for Brodie

I'm selling my blood to buy groceries this month #lifehack

Yeah, I did that too.. it would have been wittier to not have used "first". what is this, 1999 Fark?

I want to know who his "guys" are..

Maybe he can finally get him a sit down with him..

It's like a flute but for poor kids who can't afford a music program.

I think Canada is secretly starting wars to increase their smug international profile.. just like they invented hockey to be the best at something for a change.

Yeah, yeah, you saved their asses in world war II but they saved your asses in World War III.

You make a valid point..

Look you ungrateful pricks, it could have been worse, we could have all woken up with an entire Justin Bieber album on all of our iDevices.

Looks kinda worn out too.. Courtney I mean.

Where's a supercut of people mouthing under their breath "What an asshole" when you need one?

Has anyone seen that Mikey has some wickedly 90's tribal tattoos? It leads to the question, friendly tattoo artist who keeps his mouth shut about a giant turtle, or Donatello making a jailhouse tattoo gun out of things found in the sewer?

I'm afraid you're surrounded by assholes..

I already came..

Ironically, Kevin Costner loves to shoot in Calgary, Gil would have probably found him on the street as well..

My thoughts exactly.. instead, I look at a digital face, go " oh, it's 6:20" and continue on with my day.. not having to be a slave of the hour hand, the minute hand, the quarter to, the half past..

I never learned to read a watch face properly.. all my watches have been digital. One even had that calculator.

So we're getting a sequel of Lost in La Mancha then?

Damn you, don't be putting good ideas into this.. I may have to start pulling for it.