randyhouser
Randy Houser, Esq.
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The Arizona legislature has come to regret hiring Dan Cortese to draft the state’s criminal code in the late ‘90s.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

The old technology was more reliable.

Bless your heart.

How is ‘fairly hefty’? Blatant cheating and a slap on the wrist. Pats copped a million dollar fine and a first round pick as well as some change for playing football in cold weather.

Did you know Gates played college basketball?

I understand all the hysteria, but let’s take it easy on this guy: he is single-handedly responsible for one of the only satisfying climaxes to a Chargers game this season.

Rivers: What the hell is that security guard doing?

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

You’re doing Zeus’ work here my friend. +1

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I’d like to give you a star tomorrow. Will you be home between the hours of 9am to 4pm to accept? If not, I won’t be available until next month.

Yes, but San Diegan’s won’t care. They won; he lost. Hopefully this will grow a spine in other cities with professional sports teams.

Who would ever want to live in San Diego if there’s no perennial 8-8 NFL team there? It’s like hell on earth.

Wherever they land, they should sell stadium naming rights to Comcast and become the OverChargers.

This might be enough to cause the Chargers to bolt.