I think the entire story is fake. This kid just wanted to get something into a video game and came up with a fake story.

She should have slapped the shit out of that official, I applaud her restraint.

Your job as a ref is to apply the rules, while using your best judgment to be ensure the integrity of the match. You really think the ref did that here? He literally ruined the match for all players and fans. That third code violation was a travesty - for both players, especially Naomi Osaka. And given that violation…

I hope someone puts together a highlight reel of all the coaching this guy’s ignored and all the obscenities he’s ignored from male players. The violation for coaching was chickenshit at best, and that game penalty was fucking absurd.

Nothing. Because 99% of the people in the Air Force does not give a rats ass that Elon Musk is smoking weed and already assumed he was doped up on cocaine anyways. They will probably just ask him about it and he will say “I did not inhale” and they will reply “Good enough for me!” and close the case.

Or, and hear me out because I swear this isn’t crazy talk, we could fully legalize weed so bullshit like this wouldn’t be a problem.

But it does. Tesla autopilot does in fact shut off if you don’t put your hands on the wheel like you’re supposed to, as well as warn you multiple times. Not sure where your information is coming from.

Right? Data shows she didn’t have her hands on the wheel for 80 seconds, and she even admitted to being on her phone! Sure, let’s trust this one on the brakes randomly failing at that time. $5 she freaked when looking up from the phone and pressed the accelerator.

“In an interview with police, Lommatzch said she was looking at her phone prior to the collision, but in the suit she claims she attempted to brake just before the crash, “but the brakes did not engage.””

Very true, no sentient being was present in this vehicle at the time of accident.  Another Tesla lost for no good reason :(

Reusing a previous comment:

Are you implying that Belichick intentionally advised the Bucs to hire a disaster of a coach to submarine the team? Because that’s kind of awesome.

Couple of suckers in that video.

He is so goddamn dense that it’s honestly a miracle that he doesn’t just sink to the bottom of the pool and drown every time he gets into the water. 

And people say this guy was never IV league material.

The contrast between pro and college football coaches is striking. McVay can recall specific plays, but Art Briles can’t even remember the names of the players/sex offenders on his teams…

“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

His tunnel boring machine must have hit a major breakthrough, given the rate at which he is digging himself in a hole.

Why is he shaking like a leaf in a hurricane?

“exhibiting characteristics of an armed person”