randyhill
Randy Hill
randyhill

A person who wants to get into 911 but can’t afford the 20k+ up front cost should really buy a Cayman, like this 2006 S model sold for $16k and change with 92k miles. Personally I think this is the car I’d take, yeah it’s not a 911 but for an entry level Porsche it’s a better choice and $16-20k will but you a decent

TBH, probably 75% of the world has cracked an iphone. I dropped mine a few weeks ago.

Trainer: What’s your name?

he took a lot of shots tonight, that one being the worst. How he was not removed from the game is mind bottling.

Authorities recovered a list made by the caller entitled Ways To Make Money:

“Like I told Zeke this morning, don’t worry about any of this, they don’t make batteries domestically anymore”

- Emmitt Smith

why are all the cops driving unmarked minivans / truck / suvs?

The Doe and Roe situation in this article is very difficult to follow. Are they misnamed in some places or is my reading comprehension having a pre-coffee meltdown?

I am a son, brother, husband, and father to the women and girls in my life

I never cared if he disagreed with the officials. I just don’t think it’s right that he disrespected the flag and those who died to protect his freedom.

Sadly, not the first Arkansas head coach that can’t keep track of his bitches.

ARRESTING OFFICER: Names?

A Nigerian, a Lithuanian, and an...East Anglian(?) walk into a bar...

^^ for pooping when your head is trapped in the sunroof, of course.

MORE JASON TORCHINSKY CAR REVIEWS.

Seriously. Jalopnik. He needs to do ALL of them.

Edit: Wait. You’re in Georgia? Howdy, neighbor!

They had to. They need to put a good face forward for Stadium voting, and exposing how cheap they are being with their top draft pick isn’t a good look when you have your hand out for a brand new stadium.

“I don’t want to speak your language”

Dude... The Chargers released Ryan Leaf after three years, before his rookie contract expired. The second overall pick. The guy in your username.

Plenty of leverage. He doesn’t play this year, then reenters the draft and is a 1st round pick again.

Won’t be satisfied ‘til some old voice says “うんちゅう せいき 0079 です