“Now you may either punch or kiss them” was in the wedding vows of Lesnar and Sable too.

This is your obligatory reminder that whatever you think of American prudery when it comes to the sex lives of politicians, Anthony Weiner didn’t go down for a little harmless consensual sexting. The “accidental” tweet that broke the story was an unsolicited dick pic sent to a college student who had tweeted him about…

Oh, I think Harrison would figure out a way to drag it out.

That would be an entertaining 14 seconds.

It makes me happy that you missed out for so long. That’s because I’ve maxed my schadenfreude skill.

Or the fact that he says they were robbed by a cop.

Lochte said there had been one robber, while Feigen allegedly said there had been more than one.

I got robbed once with two friends while walking to the Hell-Osco on Milwaukee Avenue in Chicago. Following that ordeal, what started as a grocery run turned into a marathon beer and shot session (with many free rounds when we retold the hold up story). Adrenaline works in strange ways.

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

Thing is, I didn’t see Knocked Up the way she described it at all. The women were hard working, making sacrifices, and still managing to want to be moms. The men were man-child pieces of crap who had to change themselves (slash find the best in themselves) to deserve those women.

I’ve been to De Ja Vu in SF years ago as well.

They literally tried to make their own helmet, with Blackjack and hookers.

No one’s ever been that happy to be in Des Moines.

but his character made him that six-tool guy

Well, the poops in the water means it won’t be COMPLETELY smooth sailing, you know?

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

The true believers in the one true religion are killing Tesla. They just bought a company that has over 2 billion in debt and negative cash flows going on a billion a year. All the while Tesla has a little over 2 billion in cash and its own negative cash flow.

How long are the shareholders going to allow themselves to…

Is it possible that this incident showed Bernie the importance of radio communication?

The team is now claiming it was an indirect attempt to honor the Native American tradition of bartering.