You’re right. A lot of times the Cy Young voters choose the pitcher with 5 fewer wins, 14 fewer innings, 35 fewer strikeouts, and ranked 6th or 8th in WHIP with one less start all by the end of May. It’s only logical.

The Canadians, from a hockey perspective, always have and always will hate the Russians, for daring to be better than them at the sport Canada invented.

I just want to reiterate, fuck the Penguins!

Are we allowed to celebrate, now, you piece of shit Wilbon?

Today, I learned that generational snipers are just okay players.

Ah yes. Washington and Vegas. The Stanley cup final everyone predicted.

Holy fuck is the Canadian broadcast condescending as fuck towards Ovechkin, they just cannot give the guy any praise without undercutting it and bringing him down a little bit.

I’d love to make a smartass comment but all I can do is sit here in shock. I can’t believe this team is in the Finals. When we beat the Pens I literally screamed “FUCK YOU, PITTSBURGH” out the window, but this time I’m just in disbelief.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but a black hockey player scored in the game last night...

Later that night they planned to burn a large wooden T on someone’s lawn. To let them know it was the Tennis team.

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As a general DC sports fan, and a die hard Caps fan, I have been waiting for this moment for years. First of all, fuck all of you. Second, fuck all of those people who are chirping about how making a conference final doesn’t mean anything. Well, it was tough for us, SO BACK OFF. Finally, to Ovi and the rest of the…

In living rooms all across Pittsburgh, you can quietly hear the whispers of “Hollllltbbyyyy” interrupted only by choking sobs

“No, don’t back down now you chickenshit. You took his ridiculous side as if there’s a fucking DA that exists that would try somebody in 2018 with the defense in possession of exonerating tape.”

Of course. Of course this was inevitable. The Caps were never going to just bow out in a normal way, a first round exit for an unheralded team against a bland opponent. Of course they had to come storming back from an 0-2 series hole to take 4 straight. Of course they had to look downright dominant in the clinching…

Deadspin was a version of Barstool not that long ago.

This is satire, right?

Get her, guys! Roast this broad!

Hahaha.

Jesus christ, you’re really going for it with this post. This is incredible. You make it sound in the headline like they’re just chanting it for no reason, because you know “singing along to a song” makes it sound much less bad. Then, when we’re primed to feel bad, you post the sad, desperate text messages of some…