Bidet, always and forever.

I love the show because they keep the challenges from being some lame team thing (I’m looking at you being almost insufferable Masterchef). Everyone is working in their own head with their own ideas. Its the best parts of Chopped and Iron Chef put together.

How did that piece of total shit did not get stomped by multiple people is a mystery to me, I guess people are inherently non confrontational, which I guess isn’t necessarily a bad thing.

Im looking forward to this, either a crazy 5 round brawl or a quick battle. 

Pinto?

I think we’re all aware he doesn’t really know anything. But always good to stay reminded. Excuse me I need to find some drugs now.

Being a fella who travels a lot for work, I have to say my breath is often taken away from me at the adonis like figures I see beneath those TSA uniforms. They are often so statuesque that they cannot even breathe properly without their mouths agape. Swoon.

Seriously! Hahah

The silver lining to all this bullshit is that I might be able to afford a house in San Diego now without dropping a ridiculous amount, unfortunately my benefit fucks A LOT of people over.

The chase scene was fucking horrid. The dialogue has been terrible. The attempt at a funny scene between Tyrion and Grey Worm and the translator woman (cant remember her name) was painful. Now that they do not have the rock solid books to base the screenplays on, the show is losing what made it special. Sad, but oh…

I’ll be a bigger bitch. Fuck dog breeders, and fuck a lot of people who know better and buy from breeders. They’re part of the problem. Every animal you pay for is one your likely condemning to death.

At least I wont have to see those dumb fucking “500 Days of Kristin” articles pop up anymore. Jesus...