The rear facing seats are the small backseat killer. You don’t realize how a 25 pound toddler can take up far more room than a 15o pound adult until you try to cram in one of those gigantic seats.

I feel like any time a Brand is asked to comment on making their product “for women” or “for men” or “for (insert demographic here)”, they should default to “our products are for everyone who wants them” rather than circumlocute themselves into cringey statements like they typically do. And then actually follow…

Basically, it’s going to take some brave corporations millions, if not billions, of dollars, to go ahead and start building quick-charging stations on the scale that we have gas stations now.

I dunno. Isn’t Ford afraid that coming out with a Mustang Mach-E coupe may dilute the brand? I mean, when I think of Mustang, a crossover body style and full electric drivetrain are the first things that spring to mind, and the coupe has neither. 

This is peak Torchinsky. Please never change.

Some Chrysler engineers come up with a brand-reviving idea for a couple of excellent sedans. PSA, confused and frightened at the competency of their new employees, tells them to “Stick to sports [utility vehicles].”

Nwe Dodges built on 10 year old French platforms instead of 20 year old German ones.

Things are not going to get better. This is an amalgamation of the world’s least reliable vehicles and parts as one mega-company. There is no “audification” equivelent. The only thing FCA had going for it is the Wrangler which has distinctly better resale value and reliability than pretty much anything else they put…

I’m a simple man with simple needs.

A hellcat or Demon powered Opel sold here in the US, that would be a gigantic middle finger towards GM.

Police departments wash their cars. Meth heads don’t. Keep it washed and you too can part traffic like the Red Sea.

“Cachet”.  You’re looking for “cachet”.  Sigh

Rent a Diablo like in the lead photo for 1 week for $5,000. Parlay the campus cred into a trophy wife who comes from money. Get your degree in matrimony. Live like a king the rest of your days.

It is the true Jalop who, when faced with that list of recommendations, winds up with something arguably much worse but more more personality-filled than all of them.

The other advantage to the LeSabre is that if this person really is an idiot, other road users are conditioned to give a LeSabre a wide berth because they’re generally driven by an octogenarian on the way to pick up their pills and as a result are mostly unguided road missiles.

Love all and sundry about Jalopnik... but until you are sold, Halloween 2019 is my last day here. I’ll miss all you guys; this is a sad day for me.

They all end up buying compact crossovers

Sounds like this kid needs a 5th gen Camry and a padded helmet.

Just buy a Honda Camry and stop overthinking it.

I’M WORRIED ABOUT THE LACK OF MANUAL AND THE REPLACEMENT COST OF THESE UNNECESSARY ELECTRONIC NANNIES.