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Aren't you supposed to be at a race or something

So you’re telling me that the regular 124 Spider is stiffer than the Miata, less comfortable than the Miata, and it understeers more than the Miata. And this is better how?

AMG doesn’t need you. AMG will drive off in a hail of tire smoke.

okay, bit don’t rule out the puppy.

Oh come on. There’s plenty of other ways to arrange the elements on the front of a car. PLENTY. Not all cars were like this by a long shot, but enough were for this to be an actual thing. You need to spend time with a puppy.

I’m driving it next week! I’ll let you all know soon.

I know we’re talking about sedans here but... last gen V Wagon.

“What do you think is the best sedan you can buy right now?”

I knew I could trust you on this one, Google.

Indeed. I <3 Team Jalopnik.

Mate finished up a few projects he had in the pipeline for us as a freelancer, including this test and the N24 race. He’s moving on to R&T now and we wish him the best; he’ll always be a friend of the site.

Brownze

“I’m worried about reliability, so I’d get a BMW instead.”

Guys Guys GUYS you can option a V90 in brown (technically bronze but it’s close enough) and diesel. A manual would have done wonders, but I ain’t complaining.

Uh, welcome back ? (Am I missing something here...?)

$koda.

If I did those Google searches, I’d be lucky not to get fired!

How the hell do you do this? Every time, $kay, every time.

You inspire me to search the Internet more...

I’m 99% sure it’s actually Illuminati

I’m 99% sure it’s actually Illuminati