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I about died on this one. I never knew Vanderbeek had such a big ... erm... vanderbeek?

Who, me?

Who says you have to sell the meth? ;-)

In related news caption from April 2016: “Andy Goodman: Meet the man with a house full of 30,000 60,000 toy cars”

To be fair, sometimes it’s the little, unpredictable and maybe even unrelated thing that happens after months of issues that drives you to finally cut bait.

I was going to say "Tavarish, give Andrew his computer back."

I assume you have to break some bones first, though.

(woman, now looking suspiciously like Hunter S. Thompson) “Is this not a perfectly reasonable place to park?"

Hmm... issues with the significant other?

It isn't prounounced like you are responding to smelling a stinky goat?

International sign for bad driver behind you: This in the rear-view mirror.

I ran a test-run (not being tailgated, just opened the sunroof), and my Outback will not spray above the car even at high speeds. :-( I guess I should just get a small water-pistol to fire out the window when I'm being tailgated. ;-)

Even easier... go VAN CRAZY! Accelerate production for the Microbus, throw in the T6 or somesuch, and bring back the Transporter Truck.

Make 7.... Up Yours!

I'm not sure my Outback sprays high enough for this. I may have to investigate! ;-)

“It wasn't a squirrel..........I'm pretty sure that was a Lambo, Dude." FIFY

Until you start your recommendation with "WAGON," I'm not listening.

;-)

Technically, shouldn't it be "renting out" a front? ;-)