Balderdash! Miata still was the answer, you just didn’t have enough rope to tie the Christmas tree down.

I think I just got called a Chinese or Korean lady...

So I’m a little confused. Which is supposed to be “worse” customer support, Comcast or the Entry Gates to Eternal Damnation? I’ve only ever worked with Comcast, so I’m assuming that Land Rover Dealership Customer Service is somewhat worse than the Entry Gates to Eternal Damnation. That said, I figured I should check…

What's the matter, Colonel Sanders, Chicken?

I have to admit, I sometimes miss the feel of the velour seats in my grandmother's cars. I was too young to remember what kind of Caddy she had, but the New Yorker was pretty comfy too. Probably terrible for stains and support, I'd imagine.