the correct move is to bark like a dog, like in censored DMX songs

My first dance was a church dance when I was fourteen, and on the way there my mother told me “Just because a boy asks you to dance, doesn’t mean you have to dance with him”. Good advice, but my brain interpreted this as “you are not actually allowed to dance with boys at this dance”. This meant I spent the entire…

These are batting-cage-free chickens.

Which one of you broads can punt a football the farthest?

White people get sent to prison so that can’t be right. My guess is don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.

Don’t represent yourself.

He is a model, and professes to be a model. KK made a sex tape and pretended that it was released without her knowledge when really her pimp mother engineered the whole thing as a shortcut to fame. Then when she gained fame from said tape and got a bunch of media appearances booked because it was the only thing she…

Dictators deserve love too, Madeleine.

Have you ever seen the video of Randy Johnson throwing a fastball in an MLB game right at the moment a bird flies in front of home plate? The bird explodes into a poof of feathers and it is both hilarious and sad.

Women embarrassing Rolling Stone is my fetish.

No practitioner of any religion is above criticism. They should learn how to handle critical comments about the regressive nature of the religion they have chosen to practice. Because while they may have freely chosen a patriarchal faith based value system, millions of other women have had it imposed upon them, and…

For every woman who chooses to wear the hijab there are at least 1000 others who are forced to wear it by their fathers, husbands, or their government.

But the timing is coincidental. I know Jezebel, and several other sources are making it sound like this was a response to the fake sexual assaults. But that’s just not the case. Jezebel is a shit site that publishes yellow journalism. MRB has been planning to introduce women only cars for a long time. That’s obvious.…

I was actually also going to respond that this reminds me very much of living in Egypt, Jordan and Morocco and how the response was to segregate us rather than address sexual harassment on a larger scale. Because, of course, what virtuous woman would not travel in the women only compartment.

You’d think they were Neo from The Matrix with all the deflecting and dodging around the issue.

Ohhhh haha, you were wrong again. Isn’t it unfortunate when your ideology clashes with the truth.

Opps, looks like you were wrong.

Older, black male, not underemployed or recently laid off. Advocated for a $15 minimum wage (hardly anti government or anti obama but thats all I know of his politics at the moment) and no confederate flags in sight.

You did get the assault charge right though, and if a restraining…