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That’s certainly a convoluted way of saying they’ve opened a department of musical theater.

Um… anti–Semite, yes. No excuse.

And if you don’t choose to work 7 days a week, as is your right, then you only have yourself to blame for your squalid living conditions!”

Mike Huckabee to the rescue in 3...2...1...

I loved that bit, but have grave doubts about the ability of anything THIS CUTE to be evil:

20 year-olds who want to look cool.

#teamFilling

Things I would prefer BEFORE I prefer thinner Oreos:

Young Baller seems like he might be a tad insecure so I’m not gonna hate him, but rather hope that as he grows into Mature Baller, he adopts a more respectful, equitable attitude towards women.

Mouthless Cat-Girl Hybrid

confession: it was me and i blamed it on the birds because fuck birds

My Grandfather married minor nobility, after my Grandmom divorced him, and he had two children with his new wife. So while my half aunt was at the christening of Princess Charlotte, I was waking up with a blistering hangover in SF next to a semi-stranger. I need to get my shit together.

I do not have plans because I am single and all my friends are coupled. So I am the extra wheel, which I didn’t want to be. I am at home drinking wine and Jezebel-ing.

I wasn't aware that Columbia or any part of SC on the two hour drive between there and Charleston were completely and utterly devoid of Christian churches!

That is VERY “guy who first moved to America in the 1970’s”

My dad and both my grandpas are dead, and at least 2/3 of them would have wanted to stay off the grid and not get identified in pictures. (And I follow in their footsteps.) So I hope it’s okay if instead I tell a quick story about each of them. Which will probably also identify me, but only to people who know my…

nicknamed Sailor Boy