Smart people can be sick fuckers too

I’ve never understood the idea that the death penalty is worse than a life in solitary. Death is the final destination of all our lives; spending the rest of a life without human contact has got to be the idea of hell for anyone who has ever longed for human contact.

I’m a fairly straight guy, but whenever I see Zac Efron, I always have to mumble, “this guy, this guy keeps on getting better looking. I should probably stop drinking so many beers.”

I’m a shade under 6'2". When I was 20, I weighed about 210lbs. I had a 33 inch vertical. I could easily dunk with two hands, but only by jumping off of two feet. Ronaldo is of similar height, weighs significantly less, but probably has significantly stronger legs and is a much better athlete than a 20 y.o.…

You can take comfort in the fact that Megyn Kelly identifies as an Independent and who has voted for both Democrats and Republicans (per Megyn Kelly) (http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/f…). I bet that she is more liberal than her on screen persona shows, but that she understands her job and panders to her viewers. Not…

You can take comfort in the fact that Megyn Kelly identifies as an Independent and who has voted for both Democrats and Republicans (per Megyn Kelly) (http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/f…). I bet that she is more liberal than her on screen persona shows, but that she understands her job and panders to her viewers. Not…

Yes, a token black!

Fifty Shades of Black is definitely a movie you watch half naked and increasingly drunk, not in the movie theater.

Bey and Chris Martin hung out together because Bey is great pals with Gwyneth. Along with JayZ, they form a wonderfully multiracial, elite, privileged, and out of touch foursome.

The F-22's sexiness makes it difficult to say that no more will ever be built, but that sadly must be true.

They really are trying to emulate the royalty of days gone by.

Ha, this is an awkward/tricky one. Michael Jackson, undoubtedly Black, looked like this after 9/11 (source TV Guide cover November 10th 2001):

Blac Chyna, 27, is rapper Tyga’s ex ,and the two have a son together, King Cairo, 3

I’m a huge football fan (Go Packers and Hawkeyes!), but I’ve come to detest the overlong, worthless, totally replaced by the internet extravaganza that is pre-game and post-game shows.

I doubt Mr. Rex can even reach his fuckin bootstraps.

God I love John C Reilly

I never understood why people tried to limit the definition of racism to just institutional racism. It’s stupid, dishonest, and comes across as an attempt to say that only white people can be racist.

Bills fans, the greatest in sports

Hillary as Gollum is really the only sensible route. Trump is more like a Balrog, representative of the scourge of fire and demon of terror that is budding American right-wing populism.

I remember reading a WWI history book that talked about the reparations discussions after the war. Those discussions included the value of each soldier lost. The winning allies actually got economists to state something akin to the projected average monetary contribution to society of each soldier killed (taking into…