I know...but I can't in good conscience buy that movie. If it were IronMan good maybe, on it's own merits? Nope.

Mr. Helmsworth's booty sold me on Thor completely. I don't even remember half the damn movie; just his soft downy barely-there blond booty hairs on the top of his ass that was peeking out of those jeans. ME GUSTA.

I think you're being honest. I ain't mad at you for that. Folks on Jez like to pretend that they're perfect body image angels when irl we're all just human. If I were in kelly shoes I'd be hard pressed not to have a smartass comment about xtina.

They should play this music instead.

If your cootchie doesn't glow, you're doing it wrong.

Hahaha you're so full of shit I can see it coming out of your nose. But no really reply to me I want to see if you can keep me entertained. Dance for me troll, dance!

C'mon Wisconsin get this asshole outta here! What happened to the repeal?

If he had a gun and he was stalking her he was planning to shoot her anyway. The only difference being witnesses on a train instead her dead in an alley somewhere.

Give Poncho lady her props too because she actively got involved in making sure that creepy weirdo didn't follow the poor girl.

Hillary just looks like she would rather be someplace else. Like she went on Beyonce's vacation tumblr in her mind right now.

Yup just ask Finn all about it.

I vote for Regina Hall to be the next lead. She's just naturally funny.

They have arch supports you can buy???? Mind = Blown.

Fae, you had me at hello...or Horchata?

I admire your gall crazy British lady. If you say something often enough maybe it will become true.

Vacation like a boss? Naw I'd rather vacation like Beyonce. No hate today.

Rainbow hair dress is the business.

No nail polish?! Yet another reason not to get pregnant.

They have to be taught to poo outside? Aww these lil guys. Is there anything they do that isn't cute?

I go back and look at the video of the baby sloths learning to climb all the time. And the "I believe I can fly video"