(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) My name is Crystal and people don't give me nicknames, I give them nicknames. But really because I'm so good at it.

"Your compliment is appreciated, although we should be asking why I'm getting pats on the back, when it should just be standard procedure, especially given how easy it is for younger girls to dress or act older. "

He's old. Older than her. And since we're speculating let's consider this he's probably going into fight thinking it's an easy win or "she's a woman I don't really want to hurt her" and she probably isn't thinking that at all. So he underestimates her and she uses her tinyness for an early and surprising advantage. …

Yeah they taught us the same thing when I worked in retail. Just call the police and don't get killed. I'd probably sit back and smile too if something like this happened at one of the shitty retail jobs I worked at in the past.

It's better than killing chickens all day.

Wait how do we know that he has reflex advantage. Did he take lessons somewhere? Because knowing how to hold a sword doesn't count for squat if you don't have the skill to use it. Besides Salma's tiny if she ducks low she can get a quick gut shot for the win. just saying.

Girl yes. I would have been like "Metaphore? Is that french? Boy you so cultural!"

That's exactly what that is. But of course you're the selfish one for not wanting kids. Ugh so done with this.

Hot damn the last time I said something about adoption (it's awesome) people tried to kill me. Now I say having kids is selfish and folks are like "exactly". This is fun.

Thanks for the hearts. I think adoptive parents are doing more of a duty than people having bio kids. It's not like those kids languishing in child services are going to drop off the face of the Earth once they hit 18. Those kids are going to grow up and interact with everyone else. And I'd prefer it if they had a…

People are going to kill me for this but I think having children is the selfish act. I know people love children but it seems like the desire to have them stems from some selfish need to make more of "you" which is like the most self-centered thing I've ever observed.

I second this response. Choosing not to have kids isn't a big deal. So there's not need to encourage/discourage someone based on that.

I think you're amazing. I'm not into kids but I decided that if that ever changed I would adopt.

Hi five. I don't want kids and I'm just not into them. I mean i love my nephews but as for one of my own? No Thanks.

I was thinking that too. I mean if I were her I would want at least 3 sexy photos of me. That way when I'm old I can look back and say "See there I was hot!"

fried or fertilized?

Seriously. Hymen shredding is hymen shredding there's not enough foreplay in the world to make that go away.

Oh you read the blog? Well obviously you didn't understand it because you are doing EXACTLY what they are talking about and instead of sitting back and thinking about your place in the universe you continue on in the same way. Not only that but you're derailing by trying to say that I'm treating white people as a…

No mystery about it. Sounds like the "Mississippi Appendectomy" that used to be so popular. I guess they're leaving that part out of the history books again.

That's not always the case now is it? I got into a fight with a boyfriend that I felt crossed the line and I ran away from him. I literally ran away back to my apartment. He came after me cause he realized then how hurt I was and tried to make it right. I wasn't pretending when I ran.