If you were to make an accurate film of his life, it would be one of the most depressing stories told. The only bright spot would be his athletic accomplishments at school, and even those would be tainted.

There are two ways of looking at this.

Tom Ley won't hesitate to point out the next ESPN typo though

I prefer the more eloquent term “stank on my hang-lows”

HEYO! TRIM!

Why not? It’s hilarious.

DO: Go out and buy that fancy car to pick up new trim in.

Before Blair Walsh’s missed, 27-yard game-winning FG attempt, kickers had been 189-of-191 (99.0%) on FGs of 27 yards or shorter this season.

THAT IS A FUCKING CHOKE, NO IFS ANDS OR BUTS.

I like the sentiment, but you’re unfortunately dead wrong here.

1. Sweet, so you are saying that kickers make those kicks the majority of the time.
2. It was 27 yards....and he shanked the ever living shit out of it. It’s not like it was from 50 yards and he hit the goalpost or missed by a few feet. He shanked it.

Fuck yourself, PC idiot. So naive. We should actually nuke Muslims in every country, and make their urns out of pig hides. And then we should make a spaceship so powerful it can fly to heaven and nuke Allah. Bleeding hearts like you will doom us all to shanaya law.

Because they too blame the Jews for everything.

Let Obama do it!

And yet the warned about things like the thousands of women being gang attacked/sexually assaulted as happened across Europe on New Years Eve by middle-eastern asylum seekers and immigrant men. Are you going to pretend this didn’t happen, or that the authorities in Germany are now agreeing this was a planned attack.…

In Europe, thousands of women were assaulted by immigrant and asylum seeking gangs of men many who claim to be Syrian refugees on New Years Eve. The authorities now admit this was a coordinated attack against European women. Does this hearten you?

anything to perpetuate the myth and distract from the catastrophic results of destabilizing yet another country... why not invite someone more representative of the demographic that fled syria...

And what kind of immigration do you want. The Canadian kind, that allows for strict security controls, women, children and families only, or the German kind that allows millions of single men with no ID, no checks on who they are or where there from, and has lead to thousands of women being sexually assaulted across…

For some reason I’ve been getting Esquire magazine every month for almost two years. I definitely never subscribed to it and I have no idea why I am getting it. What I’m trying to say is, I’d much rather be getting Corvette Quarterly.

As long as we’re throwing money at the problem, why not just go for the heated attached garage? Works wonders for me.

It’s 2016, hit your remote start 5 mins before heading out.