Man, I wonder what cars were lost :(

Personally I love it. I hate getting out on NYE because I’m sober and being around loads of inebriated fools is incredibly taxing. I hate the countdown shows because they’re fucking terrible. I love college football though, so this gives me something fun to watch from the comfort of my home on NYE. I realize this is…

You're no fun.

America shouldn’t criminalize drunk driving, they should criminalize reckless drivers who they observe unable to stay in their lanes, or driving in any other manner defined as unsafe.

A certain person may be completely safe driving with a BAC of 0.1% while others are unsafe after 1 drink or even sober.

The result of…

Also, Tom Brady. So two of the best few quarterbacks to ever live the game. Nice argument.

TURBOCHAAAAAAAAGE

My, what a lot of work you have done. I hope your professor gives you at least an A- for your research, but I’m giving you an F for missing the point entirely.

Agree.

Gallico was a man of his time. You would blanch to hear Benjamin Franklin’s thoughts on women, other races and homosexuals. Imagine how the McKennas of the future will laugh at you, poor fellow. You will seem impossibly provincial, hopelessly pompous, laughably conceited, insufferably self-righteous and, worst of all,…

Watch as the hypocrites unite in this post and post how they love women sports!!!

“Serena William’s closest competition for Sports Illustrated’s Sportsperson of the Year wasn’t even a person.”

You then deleted it because, while you act Internet Tough, you complied with Stoops’ Stooges and said, “Sure, y-y-yes sirs, no problem here.”

Wait just one damn minute. He was... Eating? With his coworkers? I demand an investigation.

You took a picture of an adult man without asking his permission and you come out mad. What a wacky world.

Sounds like every Gawker article ever about cops.

It’s probably the same woman trying again. Might have better luck this time since he’s black. She’s learning!!

[Brain nearly explodes with dozens of not-funny Buffalo + Kane jokes]

Deadspin told me that black people don’t commit crime. I’m sure he’s innocent and just the victim of the white oppressor.

Dunno. I voted for Obama and sometimes I wonder wtf he's doing so many snl tv show type of appearances.

Oh, I watched this over and over, and laughed and laughed.