I don't think U.S. history is what you think it is.

The source of the allegation recanted before this Deadspin story appeared, so maybe it’s a good investment.

“exclusively only white women”—this is a dumb opinion. You pick a team to win. USWNT won the cup. Your comment is essentially advocating tokenism.

I’m checking my comment for the phrase “You’re a white supremacist” or “All Cardinals fans are white supremacists,” and by golly, I just can’t find it. Is something wrong with my phone?

You’re hearing that because you want to hear that. There’s a difference between not wanting to be the face of the franchise and being a coward, which is why Wainwright made no such connection.

First sentence of first paragraph:

You’ve got such a hard on for Cardinals-bashing it’s just sad. Disclaimer, born and raised in Miami, I couldn’t give a f*** about the Cardinals. But I’m tired of seeing every single story you write turn into a self-ejaculating passive-aggressive flagelation of how the Cardinals are really the evil ones hiding petty…

“Jason is such a great teammate, and such a great guy. We love Jason. And he’s going to do great for Chicago.”

Jesus tapdancing Christ, Deadspin; the guy was asked a question and he answered it with effusive praise for Heyward, whom I daresay he knows a bit better than you or I do, and provided a charitable theory for why Heyward would prefer the Cubs (other than the real reason which was “Star Wars money in 2018”), and you…

How about black people comprehend this;

The theatre shooter has Schizophrenia . He had a history of mental illness before the shooting as well. That case is probably one of the worst examples you could use due to the fact he is legitimately very ill.

What? The man is obviously not mentally sound.

She wasn’t interfering with anyone. It was the bus driver who got up and demanded she move and then refused to go anywhere until she had been forced off and taken to jail.

His presidency has been a joke so the skit title holds true.

Seinfeld, who can no longer do shows on college campuses because the professionally offended crowd won’t tolerate dissenting views, will ride around with a guy who built a career on pandering to victimhood. Awkward.

How could it be worse? Obama doesn’t need to be hanging around Seinfeld, the world has been laughing at our JV president for a long time.

Nope. All on Obama. ISIS was a creation of him pulling out of Iraq for no reason, and reinforcing the 'Arab Spring' in numerous countries, to the point of brokering arms through Libya, which is what was going on when the Ambassador was killed. This is totally on him.

Ironically enough, I should’ve picked up on that since in in the middle of rewatching The Civil War (Ken Burns) right now.

7 years and still a sandy vag.

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