While correct in theory its not even how it works on Earth. CDNs (content delivery networks) are deployed throughout the world to replicate data across servers and server it much faster than you would possibly can if it was located in location. Now will just extend the CDN to Mars, so everything thats not real time…

The reason I’ve yet to give up on Jalopnik is that for some people smart people still come here to make smart comments. Not sure what I’ll do when they stop. Where would I find the smart people, because it’s obviously not whoever wrote this article

He is currently driving a JCW mini. It is insanity packed in a car. The alltrack is sort of the opposite of the JCW. The WRX is a somewhat better option, but still will feel like an ocean liner compared to the JCW with its fairly soft suspension and sedan body type.