You left out one thing. White Palace has so many short cuts, and when you find one you feel like a god damn genius, and you don’t even have to make a purchase from Precious Roy.

Great. The more Gloomhaven there is the better. This will diminish the value of the box, but of course it will mostly exist for online multiplayer and so it won’t be replacing the actual experience of the physical board game. I was lucky enough to be able to get a weekly game going, but this is going to be more…

Dark Souls delay. Gotta be the reason.

I just did it in my second playthru. Huge amounts of it can be skipped, which is fun to discover.

If it makes you feel any better, I feel extremely unhealthy. Wait why does that make you feel better? You are a monster!

I have 1000 settings on my router and when I change any of them it ruins everything, while it is simultaneously certainly not even close to optimized. Where is the service where this can be fixed for me!

After our NES stopped working we emptied the Zapper and put it back together just as a toy. The click that trigger still made was truly amazing.

And I just bought it a week ago like an idiot! Great game though - really enjoyed it last weekend.

Individual wealth is a societal disease. You don’t treat cancer by hoping all your cells become cancerous.

Can we all agree that anyone who has said a dead baby joke should be executed?

Pretty sure it was to use this Bowie track

It’s all I can think about every time I open Twitch and it begs me to take their free loot.

Why did you use a still of Jason Bateman for the header?

“We did not cave to the deranged mob. We agreed with them before they spoke.”

Let me know when a good time to invade is.

Hollow Knight is the only game I can remember that I didn’t buy based on a recommendation. I can’t even guess why I did (I buy about 6 games a year), but I am very glad I did. If it wasn’t for BotW, it would have been hands down game of the year.

I did all mountain travel my first playthru, which definitely ruined my chances of meeting one important person on the road. Unintended challenge run. I still caught a horse and named it Zelda 2 though.

In my recent Dark Souls playthru, I used 4 Divine Blessings by the time I finished Anor Londo. Now, I am adult.

sell your food and eat your rocks