A lotta y’all still dont get it. Ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape. So if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes.

Who’s gonna tell Miyamoto how mushrooms and fireballs work? Raccoon tails?

‘Bort.’

If ever there was a time for the person who often posts stills from the Simpsons here, I’d say now was that time.

200 HP is enough. Always. Don’t like it? Add lightness.

Thomas Middleditch is what you’d get if you asked someone to draw a caricature of a white man running a pick-up artist seminar at a gaming convention.

I’m afraid most of you will be too young to get this reference. . .

The Australians are simply used to their toilet water draining the opposite way down the walls.