I like big butts and I statistics can not lie

Oh, so Tim Burton’s movie

Stories like these are why I’ve decided to ditch the road bike and pick up a MTB. Sure I might crash into a tree, but the likelihood of getting creamed by a Suburban is infinitely smaller.

Remember how excruciating the wait between San Andreas -> GTA IV or GTA IV-> GTA V was? Those were roughly four and five year stretches, respectively. We’re coming up on YEAR 8 since GTA V now. I get that GTA Online helped extend the shelf life and Rockstar likes to take its time, but hot damn.

Excuse me Elizabeth, but this is clearly another short-seller hitpiece on noted philanthropist and Tony Stark-irl equivalent, Elon Musk. I have been assured by numerous people online that he is an amazing and perfect person, and by extension so are his companies.

Leaving aside the danger to employees and potential damage to equipment, we need to acknowledge that the smell generated by heating up a Subway tuna sandwich is in violation of the Geneva Protocol of 1925, the Chemical Weapons Convention, and arguably the Fourth Geneva Convention.

Big deal, every round of Street Fighter I’ve ever won was by accident.  

Ready for this to suck so hard.

Hi Jason! A chilean guy here! The video it’s hilarious, but I feel I should warn you the twitter account you linked is a far-right, trump-stan alike. On the future, please try to avoid giving visibility to account names with ‘patriota’ on them.

You know, I have to imagine panel gaps are a pretty serious issue on a roof.

This remains my favorite Harrison Ford interview.

There seems to be a lot of engine cycle demonstrations on the site:

If I remember back to biology class, sometimes when two wheels get together, sometimes the undesirable traits match up and low and behold something new is born.

Did it take the fire department four hours to put out the fire from that crash?  Was there nobody in the driver’s seat?  Can you see how the two are different?

neither of the car’s two passengers was behind the wheel. One was in the passenger seat in the front of the car while the other was in the rear.

Big caveat here is that a blog like this is going to look weirdly out of date in 5 years when we’re all playing games on streaming services and dont own a damn thing anymore 🙃

Left Hawke in the Fade exactly once. Could not deal with Varric’s broken heart. Also, Ash, have you ever read through the piece written by Mary Kirby (Varric’s writer)?  It is not what I expected but explains his sadness in DAI.

Being consigned to apple arcade means this game won’t get the players it should, too bad

And for you classic Kotaku readers, here you go. 

You prolly think that you are better now, better now