I love Destiny, genuinely, but that love is tempered with an equal amount of bitter disappointment.

It’s just a bummer more often than not, and for every step forward, Bungie takes 3 steps back. Sunsetting has been an outright disaster, the seasonal model sucks, and since they removed so much there’s just not enough…

Considering this every expensive game is screwing over a whole lot of Wall Street assholes, I say more power to them.

I’m excited for Godzilla Vs. Kong but we all know how it will end. Kong will be near death, with Godzilla about to deliver the coup de grace, but then Kong will say “Mothra...” and ‘Zilla will be like “WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!” and then they’ll be friends.

Yep, and if you left the keys in the ignition, the lights on, and the door locked so you couldn’t get it open but not fully closed, it would repeat “keys are in the ignition, lights are on, left door is open”, so while you were looking for a pay phone any passerby knew they could steal the car.

I stopped right after the big time jump so I can tell you 100% for fact this is the exact reason why I stopped playing.

“...rehabilitate tomb raider Indiana Jones into something less culturally abhorrent.”

In before Nintendo sends a cease and desist. Oh wait.

was going to say, man, you are passionate about slimes....

What the fuck is a “pogchamp”? I’m assuming it doesn’t mean what it would have meant when I was a child. 

Was the tanks one Scorched Earth?

When did “out of the box thinkers” change its meaning to “idiots”?

Can you please have Ash Parrish write something about this game so the title can be a combination of her Twitter handle and the name of the game: Ad Ashtra Per Aspera

(Which happens to be the official state motto for my home of Kansas.)

“Please adjust the slider until both logos are barely visible.”
Me after slamming it to the extreme right and left: “WHAT OTHER LOGO?”

I get that every TV set is different either through design or lifespan, but Jesus... I hate this part of setting up games. If my setup works for 90% of my games, your game is the problem.

Seriously, how do people keep getting this mixed up? He’s an orphan sent down a river in a bundle that was raised by his people’s historical enemy but returned to his people to lead them to freedom.

Oh that’s totally fair. I honestly hadn’t considered that, ensconced as I am in my white privilege. (To be clear I’m not saying this sarcastically or dismissively—I really hadn’t thought of it because of my white blinders, and that is a problem.)

I suspect in your shoes I would want to keep that too, so good point, and…

At least in my case, my character is very old back from when you could only be Black if you played human.

Between these issues, the apparent UI quirks and inefficiencies for even simple tasks, the coil whine, the dearth of truly next gen games, and the constant supply issues, (as well as, you know, the global economic depression and pandemic) it really feels like the PS5 came in extraordinarily hot and would have really…

Yep, built-in batteries in controllers are BAD. I bought move controllers when they originally came out, and wanted to use them again for VR, and guess what, they’re dead. Ordered replacement batteries from aliexpress, taking these things apart switching the batteries, and putting them back together took about 40…

Oh please. That’s like saying that Ready Player One should be banned because Cline referenced scenes in Wargames. Hint: it should not (it should, however, never be read, as it is brainless, worthless drivel).