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I mean there’s lazy employees and then there’s this hair product with a giant OLIVE OIL written on it.

Whoa there, baby steps. Before going on that acid trip she needs to figure out the origins of David Tracy’s unhealthy rust kink.

You do realize that a standard part of science journalism is to ask scientists not involved with the particular study, but who are familiar with the general area of research, to evaluate the study in question, right?

Eyes and tongues missing:
This one is easily explained.Those are some of the first parts eaten by carnivores- especially small ones,birds etc
Source; a lifetime of living on farms

The snow becomes affixed to their lung holes.

avalanche victims, who mainly die via affixation.

Aren't 2 and 3 enough of a warning? 

Actually, it’s a pretty great way to ruin a middlin’ movie.  

This was part of the pre-show for a Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure screening at the Alamo Drafthouse a few years back. Impeccable work.

This is so accurate I can’t believe I haven’t seen the comparison before. Except Zapp is somehow smarter and less of a misogynist creep than Trump.

I think if your form is good you're not allowed to call it Cross Fit anymore.

Leave it to Trump to turn the nation’s foremost disease expert into Kif from Futurama.

I’m always so torn on Marjorie Taylor Greene as she is a sitting Congressperson who is obviously committed to being a cancer on democracy while spreading insane lies and fueling dangerous conspiracy theories. Yet at the same time she is such a caricature of a right wing politician that I just keep laughing at all her

Maybe they should have pulled those games. Maybe if these digital storefronts stop carrying broken games it would give publishers incentive to not release broken games. CDPR doesn’t care about you dude, you gain nothing by defending them.

I tried it, what, 2 years ago? At first, I blew: crazy mechanics and tons of wealthy griefers. However, and thanks to Kotaku I might add, I found a crew, where I have made great friends and have had lots of fun both in GTAO and RDO. So basically, it is the community via a crew around GTAO and RDO what makes me come

My crew and I play it fairly regularly. Thing is we kinda suck against other players so we tend to play closed crew sessions where it’s just us.

Most people probably play on consoles, where there are no hackers.

We were in Knoxville and Oak Ridge for the 1993 and 1996 blizzards. My parents are from Chicagoland and I guess my dad kept his snowblower when we moved down there. That thing was the talk of the neighborhood for weeks...there may still be people in East Tennessee telling tall tales of that yankee engineer with the

See if they were smart, they would do what the rural places in PA do. They pay guys some tiny amount to have a snowplow on their truck. Every Bubba in the area gets a snowplow and goes out to prove to Jim Bob that their rusty Ford can out plow their rusty Chevy. Within hours, the roads are clear at nearly no cost to