“The ghost! His dick! It works on so many levels!”

I love The Dude as much as the next, errr, dude.  But he’ll always be Jack Lucas from The Fisher King to me.

Bad touch!!  Rome statute!! ROME STATUTE!!!!!

When someone sticks their hand in my pocket, I grab their forearm, lean in real close and, as they try to pull away, whisper “Deeper.”

The other day, I was almost pick pocketed. Fortunately, I caught him before he fully had his hand in my pocket, and I immediately shouted, “UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103! ROME STATUTE!” The man shrunk away at my incantation; knowing I had robbed him of his implied right to the pictures in my wallet.

I’m personally waiting for the big-ass Infinity Saga blu-ray box set you know they’ll have coming sometime around Christmas.

Or he’ll show Thanos a clip from Mac and Me, Thanos will stand there wondering what the fuck he just watched, and then everybody kicks the shit outta Thanos.

I’m looking forward to this movie paying off in the climax of Endgame. Thanos, standing tall, about to snap more people out of existence. Then... who’s this! It’s SCOTT LANG AND HIS CLOSEUP MAGIC! It’s no match for the power of the gauntlet.

“... vote Matthew Brock for Fire Marshall.”

Jay had fancy plans, and pants to match.

But Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no!

That’s so odd. Here’s my translation from English to Japanese to English:“I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.”

“Didja hear? Didja hear this? Didja hear in the news today? I read in the news today that our country, this one, this one right here, is lead by human garbage...” ~ Jay Leno, standing up in front of his desk at home, just before introducing Kevin Meowbanks and the Tonight Show Band and cutting to commercial.

Steak N Shakespeare?

I am bummed that Gina/ Chelsea Perretti is leaving the show as I really like her. At the same time w/ no intended disrespect I don’t think it hurts the show especially as she had become so peripheral to the action (though she and Holt were always a fun team).

Emmanuelle 9: Emmanuelle in The Ozarks

“Hmm ... scared of financial insecurity? What the fuck am I meant to do with that? Tear up his paycheck in front of him?

Fuck, that’s kind of brilliant.

It was intended as a loving jab, not to put it on the same level as the worst of Twitter. (Even the ‘hated hated hated...’ part is followed by ‘this movie.’ Not Reiner, et. al.)