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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Yeah, that looks like a fucking garbage sandwich. With extra slime.

Doc Hopper, is that you?

I prefer it served with a rich copybolognese, but your tastes may run to the spicier copyarrabiata or a copyallavodka.

DECLAIM THAT ROME STATUTE

Or Ex-chequer of The Royal Ministry.

Show business deals fall apart EVERY DAY. It’s all in the game, and when you’re talking about billions of dollars at stake, no one wants to be seen as the loser. My guess is one side or the other (maybe even both) leaked this news to force someone’s hand - Disney/Marvel to get the MCU fans to rage at Sony, or Sony to

CHARLES NELSON REILLY: I said “bippie”!

Every time you think this guy has hit a peak, he finds another damn peak.

The Insider was my pick for the best movie of 1999, bar none, and I still feel that way.

Crunchy Cheetos make virtually any sandwich into a delight.

🎵White, red, green/white, red, gree-een!🎵 Only former Wendy’s employees know that sandwich-training jingle.

No love for Vince Gill?

Alternate headline: Asshole who shits best-selling “romances” is bigger asshole than previously suspected

DO I?

Would the gentleman care to <b>sniff the bottle cap</b>?

The other 86 minutes of Up”?

THE ARISTOCRATS

And if you want to make more money - sure, we all do! - she’ll tip you off to getting a degree so you can start a NEW career!

Zach Snyder, Super Feminist