Funny AND Die?

As the late Bill McNeal (of WNYX’s Real Deal with Bill McNeal) once said of the author and his book, “A brilliant man. Plus it’s really short - you’ll be done with it in an afternoon.”

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again:

So ... it’s Finding Aquaman?

Re: North, I think a lot of people so heavily focus on the “hated hated hated” part of his piece that they miss his point, which comes through at the end of his piece - which are next two grafs:

So ... besides Meet the Feebles, it’s an R-rated spin on Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

The twist at the end is maybe the best touch.

“Grave” is a thoroughly disgusting feature-length celluoid travesty that wishes to pretend that it’s high-minded and not a mean-spirited cash grab. It was made carelessly and sloppily, it’s ugly to look at and to listen to, and it has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. It’s not a good horror movie, or revenge movie,…

Peter Lupus, of Mission: Impossible TV series fame, was the dopey Nordberg.

Only if Breen plays Black Widow.

“Oh, Nancy, you shouldn’t try to fly, and you shouldn’t listen to British people.”

The casino walkthrough at the beginning of Jane Austen’s Mafia! is inspired hilarity. From the table games of Candy Land and Chutes & Ladders, to the Guess the Number croupier, to the slot machines with names like You Can’t Win and Lose It All! - and all of this before the opening credits, when the movie turns to a…

“Teddy, whenever you want to be in the movie business - ”

Under Snausage: Dog Hard on a Boat!

What a goddammed idiot.

‘Nuff zed ...

Fuckin’ clerk didn’t top off the Slush Puppie. Deserved more than what he got.

Kim Carnes in a forearm-baring jacket AND mustachioed “Weird Al” Yankovic?

Remember to believe in magic ... or I’ll kill you ...

And have a sequel treatment in your back pocket, just in case.